Fort Myers Beach is Alive and Well after Hurricane Irma
“It is a good day at Fort Myers Beach, just like it should be. I am shocked at how fast Floridians recover and Fort Myers Beach is just an example.”
I have white spots on my palms! What do I do?
“I watch the ants and notice they are chewing on the little white buggers. The ants are all over them like a politician at a free buffet. Possibly, it’s food for their evil queen, Anthilla the Pun.”
Mail Bag: What do Florida toll fees say to tourists?
“It seems some tourists may not understand how the Florida toll system works as it relates to taxes and usage fees. Is the state doing a good enough job telling people how to minimize service fees and explain how the system works — and why it’s there?”
Robust Oriental Soup
“This recipe produces a robust Oriental soup featuring chicken, mushroom, celery and onion. ”
Part 2 – The Wet Badge of Courage — What It’s Like in a Hurricane
“Placing my hands against the door’s metal frame, I can feel Mad Mom breathe, literally pushing inward on the door, accompanied by the sound of her spitting water and creaking armor. The door bows inward, rumbling, like a fat and unsatisfied belly.”
Part 1 — Should I stay, or Should I Go … When Facing a Hurricane?
“Hurricanes dance around like the devil at a rich man’s wake. And the more it drinks, the crazier the dance.”
Bird Evacuation – Florida Hurricane Style
“After severe hurricanes, the thing that most surprises me is how the birds respond. These creatures either relocate for their own health, or they are caught up in the hurricane’s winds and deposited somewhere, whether they like it or not.”
