How to Survive Sports Talk in Florida
“To avoid these embarrassing situations, it’s best to have a few sports clichés to stymie these conversations quickly.”
I have white spots on my palms! What do I do?
“I watch the ants and notice they are chewing on the little white buggers. The ants are all over them like a politician at a free buffet. Possibly, it’s food for their evil queen, Anthilla the Pun.”
Part 2 – The Wet Badge of Courage — What It’s Like in a Hurricane
“Placing my hands against the door’s metal frame, I can feel Mad Mom breathe, literally pushing inward on the door, accompanied by the sound of her spitting water and creaking armor. The door bows inward, rumbling, like a fat and unsatisfied belly.”
Part 1 — Should I stay, or Should I Go … When Facing a Hurricane?
“Hurricanes dance around like the devil at a rich man’s wake. And the more it drinks, the crazier the dance.”
Florida’s Most Misspelled Word — According to Google
“Google has published each state’s most “Googled” spelling queries. According to the Washington Post, some of the results are quite puzzling. “
Ten Things I Learned at the Dollar Store – Part 2
“I couldn’t stop noting interesting things about the dollar store. So here’s 10 more…”
OK, the Names of Fish Can Be Unsexy
“Sheepshead: I’m sorry. I never got the name. We raised a lamb on our farm as a kid, named Burt Lambcaster, and he did not look like this. “
