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I have white spots on my palms! What do I do?

“I watch the ants and notice they are chewing on the little white buggers. The ants are all over them like a politician at a free buffet. Possibly, it’s food for their evil queen, Anthilla the Pun.”

October 18, 2017 in Snarky Stuff.

Part 2 – The Wet Badge of Courage — What It’s Like in a Hurricane

“Placing my hands against the door’s metal frame, I can feel Mad Mom breathe, literally pushing inward on the door, accompanied by the sound of her spitting water and creaking armor. The door bows inward, rumbling, like a fat and unsatisfied belly.”

September 26, 2017 in Lifestyle, Nature, Snarky Stuff.

Part 1 — Should I stay, or Should I Go … When Facing a Hurricane?

“Hurricanes dance around like the devil at a rich man’s wake. And the more it drinks, the crazier the dance.”

September 23, 2017 in Nature, Snarky Stuff.

Florida’s Most Misspelled Word — According to Google

“Google has published each state’s most “Googled” spelling queries. According to the Washington Post, some of the results are quite puzzling. “

June 23, 2017 in Snarky Stuff.

Ten Things I Learned at the Dollar Store – Part 2

“I couldn’t stop noting interesting things about the dollar store. So here’s 10 more…”

May 26, 2017 in Snarky Stuff.

OK, the Names of Fish Can Be Unsexy

“Sheepshead: I’m sorry. I never got the name. We raised a lamb on our farm as a kid, named Burt Lambcaster, and he did not look like this. “

May 12, 2017 in Nature, Snarky Stuff.

I Have an Idea

“I have an idea. If it’s a good one, I hope you sort of adopt it as your own.”

April 9, 2017 in Snarky Stuff.

Littering is for Crass-Souls: Part 1 — The Problem

“Obviously, many Floridians have their priorities straight when it comes to Florida’s natural beauty. But … a certain descriptive word comes to mind when it comes to littering; it rhymes with crass-souls.”

March 20, 2017 in Nature, Snarky Stuff.

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Many who visit Florida on vacation frequently think about moving here permanently -- or at least toy with the idea. The site's purpose is to give down-to-earth opinions and observations about various facets of Florida life, without all the sales hype so common to these sites. All this is from writers who've been there and done that.

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