“Placing my hands against the door’s metal frame, I can feel Mad Mom breathe, literally pushing inward on the door, accompanied by the sound of her spitting water and creaking armor. The door bows inward, rumbling, like a fat and unsatisfied belly.”
“Hurricanes dance around like the devil at a rich man’s wake. And the more it drinks, the crazier the dance.”
“Google has published each state’s most “Googled” spelling queries. According to the Washington Post, some of the results are quite puzzling. “
“I couldn’t stop noting interesting things about the dollar store. So here’s 10 more…”
“Sheepshead: I’m sorry. I never got the name. We raised a lamb on our farm as a kid, named Burt Lambcaster, and he did not look like this. “
“I have an idea. If it’s a good one, I hope you sort of adopt it as your own.”
“Obviously, many Floridians have their priorities straight when it comes to Florida’s natural beauty. But … a certain descriptive word comes to mind when it comes to littering; it rhymes with crass-souls.”
